You And Your Children Will Love These Funny Jokes

The best jokes for you to share with your children

What child doesn’t like to tell jokes? Nearly all children love to tell jokes. Jokes for children are easy to remember, easy to tell and for most children, simple to learn to try and get their parents or friends to laugh.

Telling jokes is like a miniature theatre, the tone, the accent, a gesture, the interpretation… all very fun! The best jokes for children are the ones that are quick and simple, with humor that is acceptable for everyone. This way, children will not get lost trying to tell them.

Laughing, without a doubt, is one of the most healthy and uplifting exercises that exist, even more so if with friends or family. There are very few activities that are so beneficial to both our mental and physical health.

So, if you want to laugh like never before with your children, here is a small list of popular jokes for children to get you going:

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You are clearly addicted to chickens

What do you mean eggsactly?

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A horse is sat at the bar.

The barmen says: Are you ok? Why the long face?

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m losing my memory!

The doctor replies: How long has this been going on for?

How long as what going on for?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop

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What is a dinosaur with no eyes called?

Do-you-think-he-saw-us

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What is a deer with no eyes called?

No eye deer

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What is a deer with no eyes, that isn’t moving called?

Still no eye deer

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What is a man with a car on his head called?

Jack

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What is a man with a spade on his head called?

Doug

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What do you call a man without a spade on his head?

Dougless

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What is a man by the sea with a bird on his head called?

Cliff

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they aaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!!

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it!

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the Arc?

Floodlights

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Not all maths jokes are bad.

Just sum.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards!

I’ll deal with you later.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a sheep!

That’s baaaaaaaad!

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Which ones do you like the most? The list of jokes for children is infinite but we think that with this selection, you have plenty of variety to get you started at home with your children.

To resolve conflicts, to end arguments, to find distractions, help to overcome boredom… as we said at the beginning, very few activities offer as many benefits as laughter. So tell these jokes to your children and start laughing!

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